Jiff VS Boo Battle Royale

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Over the past week the Internet has exploded over the newest, cute Pomeranian dog named Jiff.  He is not only adorably charming, but can do fancy tricks and even skateboard! The big question is: Who would win in a Battle Royale – Boo or Jiff?

Boo:

According to an article on All Things D, Boo is owned by a Facebook executive, and became an Internet sensation in October 2012 when popular drunk mess Ke$ha tweeted a link to his Facebook page. From there Boo went on to make YouTube Videos, guest appearances on TV, and even published two books and an assortment of merchandise. So what’s the appeal to Boo? Well, the self-proclaimed “World’s Cutest Dog” is just that, cute. Women, children, and even some men squeal and “AWW” at how fluffy the 7 year-old pom is. He doesn’t do much except get excited about new clothes and smile. But hey, I guess that works well since he boasts over 7.2 million “likes” on Facebook.

Jiff:

Jiff is the underdog in this scenario, but he’s got moves that Boo could never compete with. He has spread across the Internet with his crazy walking tricks – he can even skateboard. I know a lot of humans that wouldn’t dare step onto one themselves (cough cough me cough cough). So what’s in the future for this little pup? Well, if the Internet fame career path doesn’t work out, he could always be a boat captain. (I think he’ll be fine.)

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So who would win? I’m betting on Jiff. He might be new to the Interwebz, but he’s got tricks, good looks, and hey no one has the attention to stay loyal to one cute animal. Sorry Boo, Fame and the Internet are cruel worlds. Time to retire, buy lots of tiny designer clothes, and call it a day. Don’t worry, I heard you have connections with Facebook, so you could probably get some good stock options.

No, but seriously, could you hook me up?

 

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Lacey

Lacey has been a geek since an early age, when her parents bought her the STAR WARS trilogy box set on VHS. From there her obsession grew with Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (Screw you, Aquatic Run) and shows like Sailor Moon, Gundam Wing, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Now she is in love with everything from Halo and XBOX, to LOTR and anything Joss Whedon. Follow her on Twitter: @laceygilleran.

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9 Comments

  1. trininista August 13, 2013 Reply

    Boo all the way!

  2. Jiff is going to beat boo but there both quite good but jiff is so adorable and famous so yeah I say jiff the Pomeranian
    Love you jiff xoxoxoxo

  3. Pomeranians are like fluffy mood rings. I have been a Jiff FB fan for a while now and there is a loving and generous quality about Jiff that could only come from one place–his human Mom.

  4. Jiff your the eighth wounder of the world,,You have what it takes to TKO…You been my friend for a while.

  5. Boo is cute but Jiff is cuter!!

  6. Jiff of course

  7. Jiff is top dog!

  8. Aileen Little September 6, 2013 Reply

    That’s tough, I’m a Boo fan but I Dearly Love Jiff. He is My good Friend. I can never get enough of Jiff.

  9. Jeffery Benton May 13, 2015 Reply

    Awesome blog article.Really looking forward to read more. Cool.

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